currently obsessed with a twitter account that has a bot set up to record their cat leaving and returning to their house
the best part is that the replies are a wave of sadness and depression whenever the cat leaves and then rejoicing when it comes back like the cat is some kind of messiah
frankly im on board with out new lord and savior Pepito. let the people rejoice in his presence as he is the messiah
(via awkward-with-a-big-heart)
I love that thing in Lord of the Rings where the villains spend so much time obsessing over the character they believe is their Destined Archenemy that they overlook the character who actually defeats them
The Witch-King of Angmar, the Black Rider, seems to be Destined to fight the wizard Gandalf, the White Rider. He doesn’t consider Eowyn a threat right up until she stabs him in the face
Saruman is fixated on defeating Theoden, Aragorn and Gandalf in an Epic Light vs Dark Fantasy Battle at Helm’s Deep. So he completely overlooks the two hobbits and bunch of trees sitting right next door, who proceed to destroy Isengard
Sauron is fixated on defeating Aragorn, the Destined King of the Heroes and descendant of the man who defeated him last time. So he completely overlooks Frodo and Sam, who proceed to actually defeat him
#as far as i know that’s the entire point jrrt tried to make
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I’m sorry but I strongly refuse to accept “married man finds the love of his life in another woman and leaves his wife and children behind (to get married to the new one)” as romantic - not even a little bit.
same but im not sorry
Same goes for all those stories where the wife leaves her family either for another man (or woman) who’s her actual “one true love”, or because her husband’s somehow holding her back, so she must leave him and their children to “find her true self”. It’s not romantic or empowering, it’s just selfish.
Agreed 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
This is slightly more obscure but can I throw in when there’s like a knight or a monk even or someone who die to religious vows or beliefs is celibate/cannot engage with the romance. And the film/book thinks tempting them away from that to be with their beloved as romantic? Because it’s not it’s gross
Woman who is married ends up in older scotland and marries someone else too. Disgusting
I had an ex that really loved the show Scandal. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
I fully endorse babies when they get a taste of something they like and they wave their arms like little birds about to take flight and ascend to a higher consciousness by bouncing up and down in their highchairs like, “bah bu buh ZHAB?!” :D Because same girl saaame you’re so right that food IS so, so yummy and we DO want more.
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I don’t vet blogs before I reblog things from them. I don’t look at urls or dnis or caards unless I am actually planning on interacting with a blog beyond a reblog or like. I am here to add 20 posts in a row to my queue, then disappear to my adult life with my adult problems.
as far as I’m concerned, I’m the only person on this hellsite, and the rest of you are faceless, nameless, jesters dancing for my amusement, the same way I am a jester dancing for your amusement with no face or name
internet solipsism in a nut shell
The way God intended
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Very hinged.
People send these kind of messages while actually thinking they have the moral high ground.
The moment I saw that flag and OPs url I thought โAh, unhinged rape threat incomingโ
Is the url significant? Never seen it before.
I meant your URL, XD Since Iโve seen you get these kinds of asks before
OH okay yeah that tracks loooooool
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Journalism no longer has any integrity. Theyโve thrown it away.
โSocial justiceโ = โgiving people things they didnโt earnโ.
Thomas Sowell has repeatedly pointed out how affirmative action policies actually hurt minorities, by thrusting them into positions that they may not be prepared or qualified for.
Iโve seen this in action. So, at Ferris State University about a decade ago or so(probably still today as well), the college admissions people would seek poor urban black youth(often from Detroit) and give them conditional full ride scholarships and then like clockwork they would screw up, lose it and leave or lose it and then go into debt. So, it was a lose lose for the kid who got the full ride and the students who they ignored due to skin color and geographic location.